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By artrocker.com 22/07/08
Artrocker is proud to be in bed and smoking cigarettes with this year's Offset festival, which features The Maccabees, The Young Knives... and about sixteen billion other essential acts. Click here for the chance of winning two tickets - but be quick, the competition ends TODAY!

If we listed the whole bill of this year's Offset festival, it would take so much digital memory that the entire Internet would shut down, the world would plunge into a global nightmare, and millions of masturbating geeks would suddenly have to go outside and meet other humans. Feel the twitch of fear.
That's right! Offset is host to 150 fantastic bands this August the 30th, and it's only a shuttle bus from the Central Line, in the leafy Hainault Forest Country Park.
All this and it's only £45? Hell yes - and you can check their website if you think we're fibbing. Meanwhile just answer this stupidly easy question for a chance to win two tickets including camping!
GLAM CHOPS ARE EXPLICITLY RELATED TO WHICH BAND?
A) ART BRUT
B) THE AUSTRALIAN DOORS
C) THE AUSTRALIAN PINK FLOYD
D) THE TING TINGS
Please email your responses to Artrockercompetitions@gmail.com by this Friday 25th July!